Thursday, October 11, 2012

Clockosophia

    
Germans have always been excellent clock-makers and tinkers; but that marvellous ability to work out elaborate and precise systems of interlocking levers and gears should be confined to the such of clocks and not transported over into the world of philosophy.

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Saturday, October 6, 2012

Doxology


The outcome-determining question in Job was whether Job would deny God on account of his sufferings. The crucible question for Christians is whether they will praise God in spite of their sufferings. Augustine said that it was no praisworthy thing never to have sinned from never having had the desire to do so. Likewise, it is of no account to praise Him when showered with Cherries from Heaven.


Thursday, October 4, 2012

Olde English


'Judge' is Olde English for 'jerk'.


Sunday, September 23, 2012

Answers


The answer is always contained within the problem.  Once the problem is understood, the answer is apparent. I'm sure this is nothing new; but it's worth remembering.
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Sunday, September 9, 2012

Full of Grease


I am a Calvinist. I believe God adores me. I adore me. Me for Me. I deserve what I can steal because I am full of Grease. Screw others if they starve. God hates them. So do I.
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Friday, September 7, 2012

Importance

Politics is too important to be discussed!

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Thursday, September 6, 2012

Obamoptimism

    
It is stuff, not the absence of stuff, that gives rise to hope.  People without stuff have no hope and are at last free.  People with stuff are tied to their hopes.


Friday, August 3, 2012

Imitations

     
If you want to imitate Christ you must be crucified.   Tenderfooting does not qualify.

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Thursday, August 2, 2012

Marie & Mary

      
Being Marie Antoinette is obnoxious enough; but when L'Antoinette pretends she is Mary Magdalene, then she has lost her head.
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Monday, July 23, 2012

Adolescence

    
Adolescence is theatre.
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Monday, July 16, 2012

Hasbarah


"Hasbarah" is the ability to beg the question in a thousand different ways.


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Thursday, July 12, 2012

History in Amurrka

History in the United States has become a massive exercise in disconnects. .

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Here and Now

God is here and now; and he puts up with all this shit. .

Friday, June 8, 2012

The Four Views on Jesus

      
First Apostles:  Jesus was a really good guy who taught neat things and got clobbered.

St. Paul:  Jesus taught neat things, got clobbered and resurrected.

Arius: Jesus was a really great guy who became a god.

Athanasius: Jesus was God come down to our level and then rose back up.

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Friday, March 2, 2012

Ontology


When, I wonder, will fundamentalist atheists ever realize that the existence of God is not a question of fact but a matter of intention.

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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Eyes Wide Shut


The problem with Americans is that they are willfully hopeful.

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Friday, February 24, 2012

Dum Pendebat


Christ hung helplessly on the Cross forsaken by his Father. Until Christians face the fact that their’s is a useless god they will fail to ingest the paressence of their faith.

The desire to turn Christianity into a useful, happy productive thing is simply the heresy of the ego. It is the same mistake as that which leads the useful to count their blessings as if this were somehow different from counting coins.

The reason the poor inherit the Kingdom of Heaven is that there is nothing there.

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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Thank God for Heretics

Heretics fulfill a useful function: like stone on blade, the error of their ways help us to see the truth. Thank God for heretics! .^.