Answers

The answer is always contained within the problem.  Once the problem is understood, the answer is apparent. I'm sure this is nothing new; but it's worth remembering.

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Full of Grease

I am a Calvinist. I believe God adores me. I adore me. Me for Me. I deserve what I can steal because I am full of Grease. Screw others if they starve. God hates them. So do I.
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Importance

Politics is too important to be discussed!

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Obamoptimism

    

It is stuff, not the absence of stuff, that gives rise to hope.  People without stuff have no hope and are at last free.  People with stuff are tied to their hopes.

Imitations

     

If you want to imitate Christ you must be crucified.   Tenderfooting does not qualify.

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Marie & Mary

      

Being Marie Antoinette is obnoxious enough; but when L'Antoinette pretends she is Mary Magdalene, then she has lost her head.
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Adolescence

    

Adolescence is theatre.
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